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In this penultimate episode, we get down to brass tacks and discover just what the hell brass tacks have to do with anything.
In this brand new series, Kevin and I hit the beach running... you know what, who the fuck likes long walks on the beach anyway. It's like the most cliche thing to add to your dating profile and nobody ever seems to genuinely enjoy the activity. Sand is like, the worst thing ever, it's coarse, it's rough, it gets everything. Nobody likes walking on it, right? Like I can't be the only one to hear this phrase and think "what the fuck is this, where the fuck did this come from?". It's so fucking baffling that this nonsensical phrase that applies to virtually nobody has become so commonplace. Anyway, here's more of your teenage murder games, you sick fucks.
In this episode, Souda goes nuts for nuts. We all knew this was coming.
In this episode, Togami plans to get even fatter than usual. The girls go off on their own to beat him to it, but anime logic dictates they'll be as attractive as ever. Also Hajime gets cucked out of cake.
In this episode, death is everywhere.
In this episode, we totally didn't have our way with Sayaka's cold but still lovely body on the headmaster's secret bed...
Nah, we totes did. And it was the best sex Naegi would ever get.